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Post Romnopolyptic Campaign

I think I'll run for President or whatever we'll be calling the highest office in the land by 2020.  I thought about running in 2016, but I believe that America is so complacent that Romney, like Bush, will get two terms in which to sell the farm to the highest bidder.

My qualifications in a post Romney, Americorporation are as follows:
Good at scavenging.Background in foraging Leanto fabricationToilet paper fabricationKnowledgeable about poisonous animals and insects.Expert with the Divining Rod.
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